what the hell do you mean chicks don’t like plaid
this one does
CHICKS REALLY LIKE PLAID WATCH OUT
WHICH ONE OF YOU DICKHEADS BROUGHT THIS BACK JUST WHEN I THOUGHT IT HAD DIED OUT
Moment of silence for all the people who will never see this joke because they blocked the word ‘Spoiler’.
When it comes to objectification, this is a great example of why comparing male strip clubs to Hooters is a “false equivalent.”
i’m creating a kickstarter for cojones right now
HOLY SHIT THO
I met my gorgeous girlfriend because of tumblr. FOUND OUT WE LIVE 5MINS FROM EACH OTHER(Next town over) We are both puertorican, almost the same height, our birthdays are 1 day apart, FOUND OUT OUR PARENTS KNEW EACH OTHER 20 YEARS AGO, and they worked together. We clicked so well when we first met! And today is our first month together
HOW DOES THIS EVEN HAPPEN
I MEAN CONGRATS TO YOU BOTH
THAT IS EPIC
This is us!
why do people fuck with other people’s feelings
its not ok
its not right
this bothers me so fucking much holy shit
why get someone’s hopes up and then bam u leave
stop treating good people like they’re a piece of shit.
One of the most freeing things I have ever heard (via bl-ossomed)
hey babe *wraps you up in a blanket* i know today might have been hard for you *ruffles your hair* but you made it through the day *boops your nose* you’re doing such a good job *kisses your forehead* and i am so proud of you
i have a 6 year old cousin that would deadass slap u if u came to her with this sort of mess but there are people with double digit ages fucking with this
my dog likes think she’s really small and can share a chair
my brother left because there was no room on the chair